pleasure

Jade of the Green Thumb

He was called Jade. He loved everything green and growing. His favourite form when working in any garden was to be naked. So, his clients called him “The Naked Gardener”.

He was recommended to her by a female friend. She said he was available only to help women with their gardening needs. And he was happy for them to watch him work in their garden as they would see his gorgeous muscular tanned body. The muscles on his shoulders and arms moved deliciously as he trimmed the trees or pulled out weeds or planted new baby plants in the sunshine, as the women fantasized about him.

He preferred to plant by the moon’s phases – generally that was: leafy plants, flowers and fruits in the first quarter after new moon. Fruiting annuals for abundant seed are best sown in the second quarter of the moon. As the moon’s light decreases, root vegetables and crops, berries, vines and bulbs can best be planted in the third quarter of the moon. Then he sweet-talked them to grow and harvest abundantly. And of course he had to come and check their progress as often as their owners wanted.

Jade cooling off in the Garden

One beautiful sunny summer’s day, he arrived dressed in green shorts and black tank top which showed off his sexy body, Jade asked her “What do you want me to do in your garden today?”. Standing there in her mini skirt and low-cut blouse, she replied “I would like to have a picnic today – with you! I’ve watched you work in my garden for weeks now, and I want to treat you and reward you.”

Jade said “Only if I can feed you and then feast on you too. For I too have watched you and I desire to make passionate love to you!”

HER BEGINNING

So they spread out a blanket on the soft grass underneath the trees in the shade. She bought out food and wine she had prepared. Then she said “I’m going to blindfold you so you can REALLY appreciate this food, without distraction.”

The birds and bees made music around them that seemed louder and more romantic as she tied a satin blindfold over his eyes. It felt soft and silky on his face. Then she lay him down and he surrendered to her pleasure. First, she teased his mouth with a salty taste. A moment later he could smell his favourite lavender bush fragrance. Then she gently rang a tiny bell beside his right ear, and blew a kiss inside it.

Then she stroked something soft up his legs and down is arms. His body tingled with the sensation.

The next exquisite sensation was her soft lips kissing his, and releasing a wet cascade of bubbling wine into his mouth. He swallowed and lapped up her kisses, passionately returning them with all the love in his heart.

Feeling her deliciously warm body lie on top of his, and his arms gently encircled her, holding their hearts together as one. Jade stroked her hair softly, running his hands and fingernails gently all over her back. She moaned and wriggled, her hot yoni stimulating him more and more. He thought his rock-hard lingam would burst through his thin shorts!

HIS TURN

Rolling over so that he was on top, he said “My turn to partake” and he transferred the blindfold do her eyes so she could enjoy the unknown spontaneous pleasures of the Garden of Jade’s Delight as delivered by him.

First, Jade drank some water and sprinkled it on her tummy, slowly licking between her breasts and nuzzling her neck with sweet kisses, at which she moaned and whimpered with delight.

Then blowing gently in her ear, and whispered “I love you” and “I want you” and “I need you”, then cheekily licked insider her ear, dissolving her into laughter and giggles.

Next, he crushed some sweet mint and basil leaves which he had freshly plucked from the garden and put it under her nose. She breathed deeply of the delicious bouquet. “Mmmmmm…” she moaned

He bit into a strawberry and then kissed her, pushing the tidbit into her mouth with his tongue. As she enjoyed its juiciness he slowly moved down to lick and suck her turgid nipples, as she moaned and the juice overflowed and dripped from her lips.

His tongue lapped a winding path down her torso to her belly button and nibbled around her tummy, finally brushing her tiny landing strip of pubic hair.

He stopped, and put his hand on her Venus mound, feeling with his palm the juiciness seeping through her lips. “Is it OK to explore your sacred garden?” he asked her permission.

“Oh yes, yes, yes!” she cried with delight, so he gently stroked her inner thighs, running his finger nails across her hot flesh. After that he carefully took off her skimpy G-string, explored her groin – softly stroking the velvet skin with his fingertips, moving inwards to her outer labia, her inner labia. She thought he would never get to her juiciness but she was loving his teasing. Then he finally circled her clit with his tongue, caressing its engorged shaft, licking and flicking her to one orgasm after another.

Her whole body was tingling from his sensual touch and the sunlight dappled through the jade leaves of the tree.

Finally he said breathlessly “OK to enter your sacred garden now?”

She opened her legs in anticipation of his first penetration – “This is always one of my favourite parts of love making,” she purred, “With pleasure, Jade”

He teased her with the tip of his strong hard erection, touching her introitus (opening of her vagina), then slowly, slowly, inch by inch, entered her juicy hot yoni, filling it with his big, hot masculinity.

As it slid smoothly in and out, it felt like silk and satin and the exquisite pleasure of connecting with her cervix or G spot, she didn’t know which, and didn’t care either… She was floating on waves of pleasure, which radiated warmly from her yoni and his lingam and spread through her whole body and out far beyond. It felt like she was the whole yoni-verse! Nothing else existed except this euphoric pleasure of his lips and hers joining in a circle, and the tantric joining of their energy into a sphere of oneness and delight.

He varied his strokes – sometimes faster and sometimes slower, as he rode the waves of energy, controlling his desire with ease of long practice, so that their love making continued for many long blissful hours.

Jade with straw hat in the Garden

Punctuated by morsels of food and shared mouthfuls of wine or water, they gave and received their love until the sun set on that first of many delicious days exploring their Gardens.

She loved sharing her garden with the Naked Gardener.

Woman’s Pain

MTM blog March 2023

Womans Pain - pink clit
pink c l i t

Many clients and friends have come to me or asked for help about lack of interest or waning interest in making love and having sex. Either personally or for their partner. For example:

  • I am not sexually attracted to my partner now, and I used to be.
  • I don’t want to have sex with him.
  • Now that we’ve had kids, I’m not interested in sex.
  • It hurts to have sexual intercourse.
  • I feel insecure and unconfident about my sexual skills.
  • I’ve lost my libido and I don’t know where to find it!
  • It’s uncomfortable to make love.
  • I am not happy with my body image, size, shape etc.
  • My wife lost interest in sex when we had children, but I still need sexual release. (men
  • I have never had an orgasm and I want to have one (women.

I believe a lot of these issues start from a woman or a man’s first sexual experience. A woman’s pain is often a very deep wound.

Girls and romance

Many movies are romantic with kissing and tenderness and girls and teenagers are wooed with these ideas – where male lovers are romantic and gentle and treat women with love and respect and ask for consent.  They believe that these movies are real.

Boys and porn

Boys and men watch or read porn, where all women are wet, horny, ready and willing to do any act that a man can ask for. And men are always large, hard and able to have sex for hours and hours. They get the idea that these movies are real

Sex Ed

Most sexual education does not prepare women or men for their first sexual encounter. A teenage male does not look at photos of yonis and clitoris* (see photo above), to know that the sizes and shapes are different. He often does not know that a woman’s arousal takes a lot longer than his. He doesn’t know about women’s sensitive spots and erogenous zones, where to find them and how to stimulate them. And that women are different and have different reactions on different days and times. They often desire a slow, sensual lingering body stroking and teasing sensations. Sometimes they want it hot hard and fast!

Hymen

Teenage females (and males) are often not told about the hymen. The hymen is that little thin piece of skin which covers the external opening of the yoni. It will be broken the first time a woman has intercourse, which often results in bleeding and is always painful, physically and emotionally.

Even the word hymen, which is Latin, is the same in many languages and does not seem to be feminized in any way.

Virgins

So, for her first time, she is expecting a loving romantic gentle uplifting experience, and her fantasies are shattered by pain and blood. He is expecting an excited, wet easy and quick experience (just like masturbation) and as a result he can get performance anxiety!

Neither one knows what they are doing, and each is extremely disappointed.

Emotional trauma, shame and guilt, can result, especially if adolescents are not educated about these things. There is often emotional scarring and sex can often be associated with pain and trauma for the rest of her life.

So the next time, she is tense and fearful of pain, so she doesn’t relax. He is tentative and unsure, not wanting to hurt her either.

The woman cannot relax enough to enjoy making love with her male partner and sees it as an onerous duty.

Alternatives

Open communication and education is the key. Her mother, older sibling or peers can sometimes be helpful here. Books and the internet can be helpful or misleading information sources.

Conversely, if your first sexual experience is planned, consensual, and deliberately, gently and lovingly experienced, you can be more relaxed and open to orgasms.

I have included a photo of the whole clitoris*, as it is only the sensitive tip that is visible outside a woman’s body. Yes, it does look similar to external masculine genitals. The invisible bulbs are shown here as engorged when a woman is fully aroused. Being under a woman’s skin makes it difficult for both her and her partner to know what is going on. Verbal consent and communication is paramount for your mutual satisfaction and pleasure.

Other cultures

In some cultures, an older relative teaches the young person of the same or other gender. For example, an uncle teaches a young woman about sexuality and gender differences or an auntie or close female friend teaches the young man. Sometimes these liaisons (organized and condoned by parents) include the first penetration as well.

Sacred initiation ceremonies at puberty used to include instruction about sexual and spiritual matters by priests and priestesses or elders. These have been lost in modern times.

Orgasms

In life and sex men tend to focus on performance – their own or their partners. When they can let go of the big peak ejaculation, learn how to control their own desires and focus on creating the woman’s pleasure first, then they can have prolonged enjoyment. This makes more pleasure for both.

When women can learn to tune into their own feminine energy and learn how to have their own orgasms, without relying on their male partner, and also how to pleasure them, they can relax more easily and connect deeper.

There are many different types of orgasms – energy orgasms, nipple orgasms, clitoral orgasms, G spot orgasms. Even food orgasms!

Learning to Love Yourself

The key to overcoming these issues is learning how to love yourself, tuning in to your own sexual energy, tuning in to your body’s pleasure, and getting “out of your head”! This can take years or moments, therapy or discussion, confession or disclosure, everyone has a different path.

I can teach you body awareness with Tantric practices using breathwork and massage.

Interesting Fact: Many other mammals also have hymens for example, chimpanzees, horses, llamas, elephants, and whales. (Wikipedia)

If you have any questions or want to learn how to control your orgasm and ejaculation, pleasure your partner more, or have multiple orgasms,

ask Ally.

Change

Change

“If you don’t like something, change it.
If you can’t change it,
change the way you think about it.”
Mary Engelbreit

I am My Lover - cover for Change
Change your Lover by loving your self more
  • How is your life?
  • Are you happy?
  • Are you doing what you are passionate about?
  • How do you pleasure your self?
  • Do you love your true love?

Change your Happiness

Happiness is a state of mind. Yes it can be inspired by a person, or word, an action, a sight. It’s still an internal thing, a personal thing.

If you’re feeling sad or unhappy, just feel that. Really FEEL that feeling. For just one minute. Then change your feelings by thinking of something or someone who makes you feel very happy and joyful. For example, sadness of the loss of a friend or family member can be felt briefly and then changed into a happy memory of that person or a shared moment with them.

Passion

Are you passionate about your job or vocation? If you are, that’s great! Celebrate!
If not, find a creative hobby that you love: for example, art or dancing or photography. It can give you something to look forward to at the end of the day, once a week or on the weekend. And it’s a good way to meet people and make new friends too.

True Love

To search for your true love, start with yourself. How would you like to be loved?
What would you like someone to say to you to express their love? Is it words of love or compliments? Flirting cheeky banter? Dirty talk? Sweet romantic poetry? How do you talk to your self? Change your self-talk to sexy words of affection.
Would you like to receive gifts? For example, flowers or cards or kisses? Buy your self some flowers and say enigmatically to your friends “they’re from a secret admirer!”

New Relationships

Are you scared of meeting a new person or starting a new relationship because your last partner hurt you? That new friend or lover is probably just as frightened. So make lots of new friends and have fun with them.

Remember to change your belief to “My next partner will be even better than the last one” and “Our relationship will be better than my wildest dreams”.

Eventually you can change your expectations, thoughts and beliefs to make these things happen.

Of course there will be some ups and downs, some self growth and some fun experiences on the way.

Self Pleasure

How do you pleasure yourself? Here are some examples:

Some people get pleasure from the feeling of wearing special new clothes, and the compliments of their friends.

The tingly bubbly taste of champagne, or a rich red wine; a creamy cold icecream on a steamy hot day; or a spicy hot chili dish can turn you on, one way or another.

Smelling his after-shave or her perfume or a spicy incense or lavender candle can get other people going.

How do you pamper yourself when you want to feel special? 

You can read a special sexy romantic book, look at sexy pictures, imagine your favourite lover (real or not) making love to you.

Shut your eyes and try caressing yourself with a feather, or a tissue. Gently stroke sweet-smelling body cream or oil on your legs, your arms, your whole body.

Whisper sweet words of love that you always wanted your lover to say to you…

Run your fingers through your hair slowly and sensuously.

(I have to go now, and continue this myself…)

Change the way you think and feel to change your life to one you love.

Ally AcuTouch Change 2022
Change with Ally, your Transformational Relationship Consultant

 

When you want to transform or change your life, your love life, your sex life, contact Ally to talk about your first steps…

How much does a Tantra Massage cost?

How much does a Tantra Massage cost?

Cost to you for Sexual Dysfunction?

MEN: Do you have Premature Ejaculation?  Do you suffer from erection dysfunction? Have you had a  prostate operation? Are you dis-satisfied with your sex life? Do you have a lot of stress and tension in your work and life and don’t know how to get relief? Lack of sleep or broken sleep? Pain, lack of pleasure for you and your partner? Frustration? Lack of satisfaction for you and your lover? Performance anxiety?

What does this cost you in your life? Your relationship, happiness, joy, relaxation, control, pleasure, orgasms, performance…

Cost to do something?

Have you tried drugs, viagra, hormones, pumps, injections? Are you sick of debilitating side effects? Painful frustrating experiences? Tried to focus on something else? Been castigated for your efforts? Does it work for you?

Ancient Tantra Technique is easy to learn

A simple 3 step exercise takes about an hour for you to learn what to do, you practise doing it, and get an idea of how it works. For YOU! Very easy! The side effects are that you will feel relaxed and energised.

Then you practise – by yourself (it’s fun) until you feel competent. Then surprise your lover!!

She will be happy and grateful. You will be satisfied and relaxed. Confident in your masculinity and control of your sexuality.

Possible Benefitshappy couple mytantramassage

  • easy to learn and practice!
  • it works!
  • stronger erections
  • release tension
  • control ejaculation
  • multiple orgasms before or after ejaculation
  • increase masculinity and confidence
  • de-stress
  • full body orgasm
  • relaxation
  • sleep better.

How much does a Tantra Massage cost for Men?

It costs less than Viagra. It’s more healthy than drugs. Ad it works better than mental control.

For men, a one hour one-one discrete private confidential Tantra Massage session to heal any of these issues, is $250. Other sessions are available see Mens page

Available in Adelaide, Melbourne, Newcastle, Hobart Brisbane, Perth, Canberra, Launceston, Sydney – see my Schedule page. Book now HERE

How much does a Tantra Massage cost for Women?

For women with sexual abuse issues, who have been hurt either mentally, physically or emotionally, you can also have a confidential consultation and Tantra session to learn how to relax, tune into and enjoy your feminine energy, and how to have a (female) orgasm – or a pampering sensual soft massage. See Women’s page for more information.

Tried and tested by experienced Tantra Teacher

Tantric exercises are originally from ancient India (Tantra) and China (Taoism), have been controlled, hidden or lost for many years, and are now available to all.

Ally has studied and practiced Tantra for over 20 years. She has taught Tantra techniques experientially since 2009 to thousands of men of all ages, occupations and health in Australia and New Zealand.

Any testimonials?

Ally has received many grateful testimonials from men who have learnt this technique and expressed how happy they and their wives, lovers and girlfriends as a result.

Hi Ally, I just want to let you know I had a very deep sleep last night, which doesn’t happen very often, and I’m sure yesterday’s wonderful, exhilarating session with you was the reason. Thanks again for a new experience. I will be visiting you again. K

You have helped me bring back my confidence in myself 🙂 🙂 I will practice control.
J Adelaide

I was amazed at how long I was able to control my ejaculation using the tantra techniques. B Melbourne

Thank you for removing my block for my sexuality. i feel the power of my masculinity without the bravado! J Perth

I came to see you in desperation yet in one visit you successfully convinced me that there was nothing wrong with me. You have marvellous hands! Thank you for your ministrations! D Brisbane

I recommend Ally to make you feel wonderful. I came in as a 60 year old and left as a 17 year old!  B Brisbane.

book now my tantra massage

Performance in the bedroom – feel inadequate?

Performance for Men – Do you feel sexually inadequate?

Performance anxiety is the big issue for most men.

Do you feel sexually inadequate? Are you worried and anxious about your performance? Has your libido dropped or gone away?
Is it big enough? Trouble getting it up? Keeping it up? Is it hard enough? Do you want stronger erections? To lasting longer? To be satisfied?Stressed out with work life and lack of sex and love?
Are you good enough for her? Satisfying her? Is she happy and wanting more?
Want to have multiple orgasms?

How to improve your Sexual Performance

With easy Tantra techniques you can learn how to control your sexual energy. Get your confidence back by tuning into your masculine sexual power..

Tantra Pleasure Experience is the first of a five part Tantra course which teaches men* how to:

  • control their orgasm and ejaculation (2 separate things) as well as helping erection strength, prostate health and general relaxation and well being;
  • use their sexual energy to achieve their sexual potential and move their sexual energy round their body;
  • pleasure a woman so she is juicy, ready and willing for great sex;
  • align your sexual energy with your partner to combine commune and unite in mutual energetic orgasms;
  • play and tease each other on a journey through your senses.

Premature ejaculation, erection dysfunction and healing from sexual abuse and trauma can be addressed with coaching and counselling in conjunction with Tantra Massage if necessary.

Extras like strip tease, yab yum position, Kundalini energy, GFE*, and G-spot techniques can also be included in your Tantric program*.

Act now! Sooner the better!

You deserve to enjoy your sex life with yourself and your partner! Contact Ally now to book your Tantra Pleasure Experience and Tantric program HERE

  • also for Women and Couples
  • GFE – Girl Friend Experience – see FAQ page for definition
  • more about Tantra Program for Men HERE
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worried about sexual performance?
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confused about your sexual performance and libido?
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satisfied with your sexual performance – and hers?

 

6 ways to uplift your feelings to happiness and joy

6 Ways to Uplift your Feelings to Happiness and Joy6 ways to JOY with mytantramassage.com.au

Feeling Alone or Lonely?

Although you may feel that you are all alone, and no one has ever felt like you feel or gone through what you feel, don’t worry about it. You are not alone. You are never alone. There is always someone there for you. To help you, comfort you, give you advice or whatever you need. You just have to ask.

I know it’s not easy to know that the person who is making you feel bad or lonely has ever experienced what you are going through. But they have. Sometimes that’s the way they show they care. The way they love you. And it’s the best they can do.

So here are 6 ways for you to change that lonely feeling. When you don’t want to be alone or when you are feeling sad and want to change your mood.

6 ways to change your feeling easily

  1. Help someone

The easiest way to change your mood, to feel connected, is to help someone else. Someone who is not as well off. Smile at someone. Help a friend or family member who is not as well off as you are. When you nurture another person, you nurture yourself and love your self more. It helps you feel better, relax and open your heart.

  1. Make someone laugh

Think of a joke or something that makes YOU laugh and feel happy. Ring or text a friend and make them smile or laugh. It makes you feel better too. When you smile and laugh it lifts the mood of everyone around you. Google jokes on your favourite subject!

Laughter Yoga is a good way to help you laugh – deliberately start laughing “Ho ho, ha ha ha, hee hee hee” and keep saying it out loud until you actually laugh and feel happy!!

  1. Connect with nature, an animal, tree or plant

Go outside and be with nature, an animal or even tree or plant. Take your shoes off and walk on the grass, feel the cool earth under your feet. Walk on the beach and wriggle your toes in the sand, feel the water wash over your hands or feet. Stroke or cuddle a cat or dog if there is a friendly one nearby. If you don’t have a real one, get a teddy bear to hug!

You could go to the park and hug a tree! People often talk to their plants and vegetables as they believer that helps them grow.

  1. Massage*

Book to receive a massage. This is a lovely way to pamper your self, be touched and gently stroked. Just relaxing lying on the massage table and allowing the masseuse or masseur will help you feel better about yourself. There are many different forms of massage which can relax, refresh and energise you to feel better about yourself and your body. They don’t have to be painful if you specifically ask for a Relaxing Massage*…

  1. Respectfully ask a person older than you

Ask older people how they used to feel when they were your age and going through what you are going through. They have great stories and good advice to help you. They’ve often made similar “mistakes” to you!

Remember to respect others and they will show respect to you in return.

  1. It’s a game

Try to think of this life of yours as a game – a very big game. Or a play, where you are acting or playing the best and most positive happy role you can. Change your perspective so you can find the fun in any dull or boring experience. It’s not about winning the game. It’s about playing it and having fun. And learning along the way. About yourself. About others.

 

I hope these 6 ways to happiness; 6 positive ideas have helped you feel better. Given you hope that other people (like me) get lonely too, and are thinking of you and sending you unconditional love as you read these words.

Ally

* I am a bit biased about massage, being a masseuse who loves to give gentle sensual relaxing massages – book here!

6 ways have a sensual Tantra massage to relax
It has been how long since you had a massage?
joy arises from within and a massage
Pleasure is always derived from something outside you whereas joy arises from within – Eckhart Tolle

 

Joyful feeling after Tantra massage with Ally
JOY drawing by Ally

 

 

latest quotes from Ally

Quotes by Ally

Some of my favourite quotes to share with you:

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Tantra is tuning in to your sexual energy – as well as being aware of your body and breath ~Ally Thomas 2017

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Tantra Massage can heal and release things to help you move on in your life – back into your power and confidence – Ally Thomas

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There’s enough pain in life without having more in a massage!
So enjoy a Tantra Pleasure Experience – Ally Thomas

BOOK YOUR TANTRA MASSAGE HERE NOW

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Love is an expression of the willingness to create space in which something is allowed to change – by Harry Palmer, (creator of Avatar personal development program)

Poem – Swingers Addicted to Sex

SYDNEY SWINGERS ADDICTED TO SEX

He told me he was horny
and loves to pleasure women
hear the sounds of love
linked in a group of men.

Exploring the couples swingers club
reviewing potential matches
late one December night
we fantasised which one was right.

Then downstairs to get naked
join gods and goddesses in the spa
we chatted and teased each other
and 6 got out to explore “aaaah!”

We watched her give him head
suspended on a special swing
but hands and tongues were wandering
turned on by that sexy thing…

The bed was raised inside 3 walls
the walls had big wide slits
Voyeurs could watch us writhing and moaning
invisible, excited and thrilled to bits!

“We don’t need those men”
she whispered in my ear
so we kissed and thrilled each other
turning each other on–“ooh, ooh, ooh, my dear!”

Back to the tub to refresh
bodies to relax and wash
start stroking again, caught kisses
exploring fingers and tongues–“my gosh!”

We went to the room at the end
with mattresses covering the floor
a group was joined by others
and an orgy of 10 was explored.

Couples joined in 3s and 4s
all exploring mouths, pusses and cocks
teasing and licking and fucking
sharing pleasure without keys and locks.

And finally the swingers night was over
our passions and energy spent
we wondered where the night went
and recalled each exciting event…

Voyeurs and exhibitionists were stimulated
in all senses and many ways teased
we both had fun with each other
and ended up satisfied and well pleased!!

swingers bodies

Orgasmic Food

ANTICIPATION

HER new Tantric consort loved Italian food, so when they went out for dinner, SHE suggested Cecconi’s, which had been recommended to her for its excellence in food, service and ambience.

As they perused the menu online before booking, their mouths drooled and salivated with choices like “Seared scallops, zucchini batons, morel mushroom, scallop roe jus”, “Slow roasted suckling pig, broccolini, grapefruit marmalade, porcini oil”, and other delicacies.

“Lets go tonight” she signed, licking her lips provocatively.

“I want to eat it NOW!” he purred.

So they booked for 8pm, dressed warmly, caught the free tram across town, both tingling with anticipation.

SHE wore a flowing silver dress and orange furry wrap coat. HE wore a soft milk chocolate lambskin leather jacket and dark trousers.

ARRIVAL

When they arrived – descended six steps to the extensive below-ground restaurant which was full of diners, the understated black white and grey décor impressed and welcomed them. With crisp white table cloths, waiters and waitresses neatly dressed in efficient black trousers and white shirts, with black aprons – each had a black napkin on one shoulder.

Seated in a row of tables for two, SHE sat on the leather studded bench seat and HE sat opposite. They chose a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc wine, which would compliment their seafood meal. Delicate large wine glasses with thin sensual slender stems enhanced the feeling and taste of the delicious silky smooth fruity wine.

Then the most difficult decision. It took a long time to decide. What to choose to eat from all those delectable dishes on the menu? It was anxiety of choice! They both read it several times and chose, and rechose, to select their preferred dishes – Antipasti, Primi, Pasta, Secondi, Insalata and Dolci.

DECISIONS

Finally they both decided to have what they originally were tempted by. HE chose Spaghettini with Moreton Bay Bugs with garlic, chilli, white wine and pangrattato (breadcrumbs) for Entrée and Slow Roasted Suckling Pig for main course. HER entrée was 4 delicious Scallops with Scallop Roe Jus and Prawn Risotto with preserved lemon and basil.

They discovered a social experiment was being conducted when the 3 slices of delicious freshly baked bread were served with olive oil. To eat, the crust was crispy on the outside and soft and light inside. One each and what do we do with the odd third piece? They noticed by observing the other 3 couples at neighbouring tables that some left the third piece. What does each couple do – does one person take the second piece? Do they discuss it? Do they cut it in half? What would you do? When the bowl was empty, the waitress asked us if they would like more bread…

ORGASMIC PRIMI (ENTREES

When they took their first bite, they were transported – the burst of intense flavor, a bouquet of tasty, mouth-watering luscious moment of joy. Each bite transported them into an ecstatic state of orgasmic bliss.

Their energies joined and flowed together in figure 8, weaving an interlinked pattern, which if it could be seen, formed a multi-petalled flower, surrounding their bodies and sending sparks of pleasure off to other people in the restaurant.

As SHE cut each scallop in half, giving him one for the pleasure of the taste, savouring the juicy delicate scallop flavor, enhanced by special scallop roe jus, she slowly enjoyed each exquisite mouthful.

Similarly HIS eyes rolled up in his head, his mouth turning up with his oral pleasure and delight of the tasty morsels of Moreton Bay bugs and spaghetti he twirled on his fork.

They both just relished the smells and tastes of each mouthwatering taste sensation, enjoying their own and each other’s Food Orgasms.

ORGASMIC SECONDI (MAIN COURSE)

The ecstasy continued with main course. Each heavenly-tasting morsel, each mouthful, sent their energy into fresh spirals of orgasmic enjoyment. HIS pork was rolled into a spiral with crispy crackling around the outside, and tender succulence within. The delicious juiciness of the pork and flavor enhanced by mushroom and marmalade sent him off to more orgasms.

SHE took so long to eat each mouthful of creamy luscious prawn risotto, that it was nearly cold when she finally enjoyed the last mouthful! And an unexpectedly intense burst of flavor came when she enjoyed the lemon and basil garnish.

Periodically their wine glasses were refilled with delicious Sav Blanc by the lovely Italian waitress, who looked after their orders and inobtrusively refilled their water glasses.

The portions were just the right amounts of taste sensation and satisfying morsels, with delicately balanced flavours enhancing each element of the food.

When they finally finished their delicious dishes, the pretty Italian waitress whisked away the nearly clean plates (SHE kept some bread to capture and savour each last drop of jus!).

DOLCI DELIGHTS (DESSERTS

Then the waitress returned to tempt them with dessert – Tiramasu, Rum Baba, Coconut Mousse, gelato or more? Were their taste buds completely satisfied? Of course not! Especially when they both discovered that their favourite Italian dessert was Affogato. Again the hardest part was deciding which liqueur to add to the vanilla bean ice cream and espresso – Galliano Kahlua Frangelico Tia Maria Amaretto?

HE ordered Kahlua and chocolate icecream and SHE chose Amaretto to go with her vanilla icecream coffee treat. It slid down the sides in rivers of cold tantalizing flavor, crowning an exquisite three hour taste-sensational experience for them both of Tantric Food Orgasms!

orgasmic scallops

Lingam Massage – How To

Pleasure His Wand of Light

The Sanskrit language is very poetic. It names the penis as lingam, which means wand of light. And the Sanskrit word for pussy is yoni, which means sacred garden

Its much more romantic for a man to ask a woman “Can I play in your sacred garden with my wand of light?”

And if she asks him “Can I play with your wand of light?”” he feels the confidence of a Jedi Knight!

So how does she do this?

Set up for a Lingam Massage

  1. After a refreshing shower or romantic spa bath, set up your sacred space. It can be a massage table, or a mattress of the floor in lounge. In winter, in front of the fire; in summer outside in your secluded shady back yard.
  2. Slowly undress him, teasingly stroking his clothes off his body
  3. He lies on his front, you gently stroke his back with your fingers. Rake or tickle your fingernails around his buttocks, up his legs. Gently stroke his perineum (the sensitive ridge between his balls and anus)
  4. Watch his back as he breathes and tune your breath into his (slower or faster if necessary)
  5. After plenty of exploring his whole back, arms, legs, neck with relaxing easing strokes, ask him to turn over (he wont be asleep, just very relaxed)
  6. Start by teasing his legs with your fingernails and finger tips, then stroking with your hands up to his chest and down his arms. Then nibble or tweak his nipples. What does he like best?
  7. Kiss him from his toes to balls. Then up to his tummy to his nipples, neck, ears, teasing until you get to his forehead, then his lips. Move slowly back down to his toes.
  8. An option now (if his legs are apart) is to climb on the table from his feet or sit on the mattress between his knees. Crawl slowly up his body to lie on top and kiss him. He can play with your breasts if you sit on top of his tummy – still teasing!! It takes good control by a woman not to stop there! Do a couple of body slides if you want to tease him more. Sometimes you get stuck…
  9. Then slide down and kneel between his knees (if you are comfortable with the height of the massage table – easy if you re on a mattress or low couch). Now you can explore and play with balls and lingam and tease a bit more.
  10. Cover your hands with oil and gently apply it to his wand of light, stroking slowly and gently. Watch his face and check where he is as far as arousal. Usually his lingam will tell you!!

Strokes for His Wand of Light

  1. Ironing – both your hands are flat. Start with palm on base of lingam and slowly, firmly, move your hands all the way up his lingam and up to his chest, so that your whole forearm strokes it. Repeat with the other hand and arm, bringing each stroke around his nipple and down the side of his body, back to lingam. Repeat as many times as you like and as he likes…
  2. Lemon Squeezer – with plenty of oil on your palms, rub the tip (glans) of his lingam with your palm, as if you are squeezing a lemon. Do this gently the first time as sometimes the lingam is very sensitive. Ask to find the correct amount of pressure to apply. Watch his pleasure on his face.
  3. Ice Cream – lick from the base of the lingam up to the tip. Then nibble down one side, then the other. Flick your tongue p and down the wand of light and see hi face light up!! Lick around the edge of the glans to tease him. Watch his eyes go up to the top of his head! Gently suck just the head and lick the frenulum (spot where ^ of glans) to tease him more.

Alternate and repeat these Lingam Massage strokes until your Sacred Garden is well watered and ready to receive his Wand of Light.

Or book a Couples Session and learn directly from Ally how to do these strokes:


 

lingam massage with Ally